Presidential Update from Burning Stickman

After a short hiatus from the blogsphere, Burning Stickman has resurfaced in Paris, TN. As you may know, Burning Stickman announced in early October that he would be throwing his hat into the political arena and running for President in 2008. We sent a reporter out into the field to find Stickman and have him bring us up to speed on his current activities and political aspirations. With a head full of questions, and a flame retardant suit, our reporter finally caught up with Mr. Stickman.

Reporter: "Mr. Stickman, how is your campaign progressing so far in your bid for the 2008 presidency."
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRRRRRRGG!"
Reporter: "So, you’ve picked a running mate have you? May I ask who it is?"
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRRRRRRGG!"
Reporter: "Hunter S. Thompson? Didn’t he die in February?"
Burning Stickman: "……"
Reporter: "Okay, next topic. Why have you taken so long to start your campaign? Is it a strategy that you are working on?"
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRRRRRRGG!"
Reporter: "Yes, campaigns are very expensive. How do you propose to financially support your campaign?"
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRRRRRRGG!"
Reporter: "The Lottery, huh? How are you going to know if you won?"
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRG! AARRRRRGGG! AAAAAAAAAARG!"
Reporter: "No, it’s really a question of buying you ticket. How are you going to hold it without it bursting into flame?"
Burning Stickman: "………"
Reporter: "Well, it’s good to see you back in the saddle. We hope to hear from you again soon."
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRG! AARG!"
Reporter: "No, I’m sorry I have to go."
Burning Stickman: "AAARRRRRRRRGG!"
Reporter: "I don’t have anymore questions."
Burning Stickman: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!"

This tape was found in the charred remains of one of our star reporters. We will mourn his loss.