Return of the Burn
Yes it is official…Burning Stickman is back burning again.
Many people have been asking such questions as; “Where has Burning Stickman been?” “What happened to Burning Stickman?” “Who is this Burning Stickman fellow?” “What is the depth of the Caspian Sea?” “Was there mayo on that sandwich?” and “What the hell is that stuck to my shoe?”
To answer some of these questions we sent a very nervous reporter into the field to discover the whereabouts of Burning Stickman and the reason for his disappearance. This was the report that was found next to our incinerated intern.
It has become apparent that Burning Stickman has been “burning up” the campaign trail in attempts to let his bid for President in 2008 be known. August was a busy month for Stickman with stops in Southern California and Idaho. September saw Stickman once again in Southern California spreading his influence, and in late October Stickman was campaigning in the desert regions of California around Palm Springs.
The months of November and December were idle months for this 2008 presidential hopeful as he enjoyed the holidays with his family and rested for his big push back into the public eye in 2007.
We caught up with Burning Stickman near his home in Western Tennessee to ask him what he had planned for the new year.
Reporter: "Mr. Stickman, where have you been?"
Stickman: "AAAAARRRRRRGGG!"
Reporter: "I see. So what happened to you?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG!"
Reporter: "What are your plans for the upcoming year?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAARRRRGG! AARRGGG! AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG!"
Reporter: "So you are definitely back on the web and planning to post a blog every week? That’s very ambitious of you given your track record of missing weeks in the past and leaving your readers wondering where you are and leaving them wanting for more."
Stickman: "AAARRRGG!"
Reporter: "I see. Your pledge to do better is noble. What the hell is stuck to my shoe?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!"
*STATIC*
We will miss you Kenny.
Many people have been asking such questions as; “Where has Burning Stickman been?” “What happened to Burning Stickman?” “Who is this Burning Stickman fellow?” “What is the depth of the Caspian Sea?” “Was there mayo on that sandwich?” and “What the hell is that stuck to my shoe?”
To answer some of these questions we sent a very nervous reporter into the field to discover the whereabouts of Burning Stickman and the reason for his disappearance. This was the report that was found next to our incinerated intern.
It has become apparent that Burning Stickman has been “burning up” the campaign trail in attempts to let his bid for President in 2008 be known. August was a busy month for Stickman with stops in Southern California and Idaho. September saw Stickman once again in Southern California spreading his influence, and in late October Stickman was campaigning in the desert regions of California around Palm Springs.
The months of November and December were idle months for this 2008 presidential hopeful as he enjoyed the holidays with his family and rested for his big push back into the public eye in 2007.
We caught up with Burning Stickman near his home in Western Tennessee to ask him what he had planned for the new year.
Reporter: "Mr. Stickman, where have you been?"
Stickman: "AAAAARRRRRRGGG!"
Reporter: "I see. So what happened to you?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG!"
Reporter: "What are your plans for the upcoming year?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAARRRRGG! AARRGGG! AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGG!"
Reporter: "So you are definitely back on the web and planning to post a blog every week? That’s very ambitious of you given your track record of missing weeks in the past and leaving your readers wondering where you are and leaving them wanting for more."
Stickman: "AAARRRGG!"
Reporter: "I see. Your pledge to do better is noble. What the hell is stuck to my shoe?"
Stickman: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!"
*STATIC*
We will miss you Kenny.
posted by Burning Stickman at 7:41 PM
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